So I'm going to see Charlie St. Cloud tonight with my bestfriend, AND since it's cheap tuesday, I might splurge and buy the R2D2 doll at the bookstore across the street from the theatre! I am more excited about this then I probaby should be... especially since the bulk of the excitement comes from R2.
Sometime later this week I need to finish my Back To The Future marathon with my sister, I finished part II but she gave up and went to bed about half-way through... She missed the alternative reality in which Biff is all-powerfull!! But there is noway I am letting her miss part III it is my absolute FAV!
Finally the cat that tried to kill me... first let me shower up while the bathroom is free... Mmmn, that's better. it's freaking hot outside, and even though the shower barely works it was just what I needed.
Anyway, killer cat... So one thing you should probably know about me, I am DEATHLY afraid of falling. Like, heights don't bother me, it's the idea I could fall that does the trick. For instance I was more afraid the last time I got on and off an escalator then the time I climbed to the top of the Eiffle Tower, or walked accross the bridge overlooking Montmerency Falls. This is also why I cried like a baby when I rode a big Ferris Wheel, but airplanes are no problem.
So, as you may or may not know from yesterday's post, one of the things I have going on this week (that will hopefully keep my mom content) is cat-sitting for my neighbour... Well, this cat is one of the fattest, nicest cats I've ever known. Normally. However today, when I went to give him his breakfast, he thought it would be a good idea to be waiting for me on the top of the reading loft... The loft is basically a second floor, except it's only above the living room, and you need to climb a ladder to get there. And I HATE ladders. So Oreo was just chillin up there, and wouldn't come down, meowing pitifully all the while. So I decide to climb to the top of the ladder and see if he'll come over to me...
He didn't. So I plucked up all the courage I could muster and climbed all the way up, and on to the loft.
Now he comes over to me, once I'm allready up there and terrified! Grrreaatt..
(On a side note Kid #2's mom just called. He isn't coming today or Friday anymore... But she's still going to pay me. Weird, but I'm not complaining)
So anyway, Oreo comes over to me, and starts rubbing up against me, normally this behaviour would be rewarded... but I was sitting at the precipice of an ominous ledge, or at least that's how I saw it... I swear I thought he was trying to push me off, and I was getting ready to kill him. Instead I just pushed him away and started to freak out saying things like, "If you push me, and I fall and die, I SWEAR I am going to hurt you!" Civil I know.
So there I was, stuck (and yes I was stuck, my biggest problem is getting back on the ladder once I am up. If I go face first I will most definately fall, if I crawl backwards I fear I will miss the steps completely and plummet to my death --Off a 8 foot ledge-- but to my death none the less!) and Oreo the murderer was trying to PUSH me off while I was trying to get myself safely on the ladder. I Literally contemplated calling my sister to come rescue me, only the front door was locked... and she is a whole lot braver than I and would probably have laughed at me.
After a few minutes I FINALLY got to the ladder without dieing, and slowly go down one rung at a time, calling Oreo as I went down, I got about halfwaly down, the perfect distance to reach up and grab the cat, without falling, but not being so far down that he would fall on me... When the damn cat climbs down the ladder all by himself!!!
Tomorrow i am going TO KILL HIM!!! Only, not because he needs to be healthy and alive if I want to get paid. But the temptation is definately there.
"Just like Beggar’s Canyon back home/ Shooting womp rats in my T-16/ It’s not over yet, this is it boys/ Ready for anything"
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