Crazy story I wrote with my brother...

Here is a lovely story my brother and I wrote by cutting up stories and putting them together in a new way... It gets sillier towards the end with the adition of Superheroes, the Star Wars (acapella) song [from Youtube] and Harry Potter (with a pinch of AVPM... Enjoy!


Jack fell down and Jill came and broke his crown.
Tumbling after.
Went up the hill, Jack and Jill, to fetch a pail of water.
Mary went to catch the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed a horse.
The Otter thought it was all in fun, round and round the mullberry bush.
And everywhere that mary went, there was an old Lady who swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die.
Along came a spider to school one day --All the kings horses, and all the kings men frightened Miss Muffett away.
Little Miss Muffett laughed and played, which was against the rules.
Pop! Goes the weasle.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. And everywhere that Mary went, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
It made the children laugh and play. And everywhere that Mary went it followed her to school, that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
Perhaps she'll die.
Mary had a litle lamb, which was against the rules. Little lamb, I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die.
And everywhere that Mary went she swallowed a dog to catch the cat, who sat down beside her. (On her tuffett)
The Lamb was sure to go, eating her curds and whey.
Hagrid had a pet Spiderman, and everywhere that Mary went... Voldemort killed him.
Kiss a wookie, spins a web... Look in the sky!
Is it a bird, Rumbleroar?
Three unforgivable curses, Mary went, one way ticket to Azkaban!
Mad-eye Moody kicked a droid. Severus Snape flew off through an astoroid.
Dumbledore climbs up walls. He survived Harry Potter. He can fly.
It's Superman!
(to catch the spider)
Crucio! Spiderman... We love it!
Mary went Avada Kedavra!
She died of course.